The Genres of My Life

"There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed" -- Ernest Hemingway

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

BOGO or Bobo?

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A whole lexicon of acronyms is multiplying faster than I can keep up. I thought that teaching high school students, teaching college stude...
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Wednesday, September 3, 2014

I Say Colon; You Hear Butthole

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Even though I teach English, not all of my friends are teachers. I do have a handful of friends that also teach, but neither of my best frie...
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Monday, August 4, 2014

Booze and Books

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My sister texts "Super drunk. Making my way back" at 3 a.m. Recently I did a turn-around trip to Las Vegas with my sister, Kel...
Wednesday, July 9, 2014

"You Don't Have to Be Naked to Be Sexy"--Nicole Kidman

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I decided to take a break from dating several months ago and have been enjoying my sabbatical. I find I like men better when I don't da...
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Thursday, June 5, 2014

Don't Be an Ass

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My future husband The "evolution" of communication brought about by technological advancements does not negate basic grammati...
Tuesday, April 22, 2014

To Quote My Grandmother: Why are Teenager's So Stupid?: In the Clutch

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Just as some teenagers are too cool to come to school, I am too cool to show up to work. At least that's what I tell myself.  I'm ...
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Saturday, March 1, 2014

Kill Me Now: Grading Papers

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I hate grading papers. I HATE it.  I'd rather clean my apartment with a toothbrush after I leased it out to a fraternity for Rush Week. ...
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