Monday, August 4, 2014

Booze and Books

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My sister texts "Super drunk. Making my way back" at 3 a.m. Recently I did a turn-around trip to Las Vegas with my sister, Kel...
Wednesday, July 9, 2014

"You Don't Have to Be Naked to Be Sexy"--Nicole Kidman

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I decided to take a break from dating several months ago and have been enjoying my sabbatical. I find I like men better when I don't da...
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Thursday, June 5, 2014

Don't Be an Ass

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My future husband The "evolution" of communication brought about by technological advancements does not negate basic grammati...
Tuesday, April 22, 2014

To Quote My Grandmother: Why are Teenager's So Stupid?: In the Clutch

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Just as some teenagers are too cool to come to school, I am too cool to show up to work. At least that's what I tell myself.  I'm ...
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Saturday, March 1, 2014

Kill Me Now: Grading Papers

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I hate grading papers. I HATE it.  I'd rather clean my apartment with a toothbrush after I leased it out to a fraternity for Rush Week. ...
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Sunday, January 19, 2014

"Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory"-- Albert Schweitzer

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I have a horrible memory. The only reason I don't forget my name is because someone calls me it on a daily basis. I've always had ...
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Thursday, December 19, 2013

To Quote My Grandmother: "Why Are Teenagers So Stupid?": A History Lesson

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As the semester draws to a close and I read over student papers that reflect their newly acquired knowledge, I've come to a realization....
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