Tuesday, April 22, 2014

To Quote My Grandmother: Why are Teenager's So Stupid?: In the Clutch

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Just as some teenagers are too cool to come to school, I am too cool to show up to work. At least that's what I tell myself.  I'm ...
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Saturday, March 1, 2014

Kill Me Now: Grading Papers

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I hate grading papers. I HATE it.  I'd rather clean my apartment with a toothbrush after I leased it out to a fraternity for Rush Week. ...
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Sunday, January 19, 2014

"Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory"-- Albert Schweitzer

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I have a horrible memory. The only reason I don't forget my name is because someone calls me it on a daily basis. I've always had ...
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Thursday, December 19, 2013

To Quote My Grandmother: "Why Are Teenagers So Stupid?": A History Lesson

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As the semester draws to a close and I read over student papers that reflect their newly acquired knowledge, I've come to a realization....
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Saturday, November 16, 2013

Whore's Offspring

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The Oxford English Dictionary offers 37 definitions for whore; 27 for slut; 234 for "virgin"; 35 for "chaste." Urban Dic...
Friday, October 4, 2013

Trend-setting

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Just as celebrities set the trends for fashion and hip-hop artists set the trends for slang, I want to set the trends for icon usage.  Inste...
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Monday, September 23, 2013

"Reputation is an idle and most false imposition; oft got without merit, and lost without deserving" -- William Shakespeare

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Amen, oh god of the quill. What favorable, even if "unmerited" reputation that I have just took a roundhouse kick to the face. A...