The Genres of My Life

Well, I thought that I had solved the mystery of why my forty-year-old ass can only attract men south of 30, but then a further study of t...

Well all do it. Every single one of us, and if anyone tries to tell me that he or she doesn't, I will call, "bullshit." We ...

I have one talented ass. And I don't mean "ass" as a synecdoche . I am referring solely to my gluteus maximus. Emphasis on ...

Gift-giving can be tricky during the holidays. First, you have to decide whom to buy for and whom not  to buy for without offending either. ...

Education should benefit not just the  intelligent, the innocent, and the disciplined. It also should serve the stupid, the criminal, and th...

I have just been made aware of a startling reality: not everyone in the world is reading my posts. I know, hard to believe. Well, there...

Traditionally, New Year's Eve is the official reboot-your-life day. But for me, that feeling of renewal comes in September when the sch...