Saturday, February 23, 2013

If you don't have anything pertinent to say . . . "

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Well all do it. Every single one of us, and if anyone tries to tell me that he or she doesn't, I will call, "bullshit." We ...
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Saturday, January 26, 2013

What can your butt do?

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I have one talented ass. And I don't mean "ass" as a synecdoche . I am referring solely to my gluteus maximus. Emphasis on ...
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Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Idiot's Guide to Christmas Gifts

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Gift-giving can be tricky during the holidays. First, you have to decide whom to buy for and whom not  to buy for without offending either. ...
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Thursday, November 1, 2012

Lushes, Tweekers, and Nymphos are People Too

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Education should benefit not just the  intelligent, the innocent, and the disciplined. It also should serve the stupid, the criminal, and th...
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Saturday, September 29, 2012

A Rose By Any Other Name, Part II

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I have just been made aware of a startling reality: not everyone in the world is reading my posts. I know, hard to believe. Well, there...
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Sunday, September 9, 2012

To Quote My Grandmother: "Why Are Teenagers So Stupid?": YOLO

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Traditionally, New Year's Eve is the official reboot-your-life day. But for me, that feeling of renewal comes in September when the sch...
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Saturday, August 18, 2012

What of us goes to waste?

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I have a whole lotta skills, yo. Unfortuneatly, not all of them are valuable. Some are useful; some are enriching. The rest go to waste....
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